You’re not worth my tears anymore. bye.
The advantages of being a guy
- Having a penis
- Need to pee? Whip that shit out anywhere, anytime and let it fly
- Going out at night, without getting raped
- Having a penis
- Having a penis
- Playing with your penis
- Having a penis
- Not getting pregnant
- Having a penis
- Did I mention having a penis?
- Having a penis
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Girls with confidence > Girls that try too hard
Not to sound cocky or anything, but, some girls shouldn’t try to hard to get a guys attention. I mean, being loud, embarrassing yourself or making a scene? Just so I could look over? Come on, If you want my attention, just come over and talk to me like its a normal conversation. Just be yourself is the best way to catch a guys attention.
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J. Cruz: What girls should know about "players"
- 96% of us are assholes
- 40% we don’t mean what we say
- “We’re not like most guys” - Most Guys
- They’ll sweet talk you into your pants
- “Come over to watch movies” = Lets Fuck
- “Wear sweats” = Easy Access
- “I miss you” no we don’t
- 98% of us, first day we’ll say i love you or “mwahs”
- Dont believe…
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If couples who are In love are called “love birds”
Couples who always argue should be called “Angry Birds”.
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We live in a world where losing your phone is more dramatic than losing your virginity
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- Girl: All guys are just assholes.
- Guy: No, all guys YOU like are assholes.
- Girl: Well, where are the nice guys at?
- Boy: In the "friend zone" where you leave us .
Fuck feelings. They never do you any good.
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